Final Song
The adage "finish with a song" for a variety act applied to TV Burp, as each episode was concluded with a Final Song. It was almost always directly related to one of the shows that week, usually the last show, and would often feature the real people featured in the clips.
List of Final Songs
| Episode | Song | Performed by | TV Show | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Pilot | Glen Campbell - "Rhinestone Cowboy" | ? | ? | |
| 1.1 | The Hues Corporation - "Rock the Boat" | Penny Taylor | Cruise Ship | |
| 1.2 | Meat Loaf - "Bat Out of Hell" | Ian McCaskill | Celebrity Fit Club | |
| 1.3 | The Tweets - "The Birdie Song" | Bernie Clifton and Oswald the Ostrich | The Entertainers | |
| 1.4 | Blue - "One Love" | Hazel Kaneswaran | Popstars: The Rivals | |
| 1.5 | Atomic Kitten - "Whole Again" | "Atomic Kitten" (Harry Hill and FDO Robbie Cryer) | The Bill | |
| 1.6 | Talking Heads - "Psycho Killer" | ? | ? | |
| 2.1 | The Human League - "Mirror Man" | Harry Hill (as Michael Hogben) | Auction Man | |
| 2.2 | Bob Marley - "No Woman No Cry" | Simone Plummer | Holiday Showdown | |
| 2.3 | Shaft - "(Mucho Mambo) Sway" | Donelda Guy | Celebrity Dog School | Dog dance with two dogs |
| 2.4 | Tom Morley - "My Song For the World" | Tom Morley and Harry Hill | Junior Eurovision Song Contest | |
| 2.5 | Queen - "Killer Queen" | Rachel Leskovac and Harry Hill | The Royal | |
| 2.6 | Billy Bragg - "Sexuality" | 4 Poofs and a Piano | Friday Night with Jonathan Ross | |
| 2.7 | Christina Aguilera - "Dirrty" | Cheryl Baker and Harry Hill (as Rolf Harris) | ? | |
| 2.8 | Cheeky Girls - "The Cheeky Song (Touch My Bum)" | Denise Lee and Jane Gilchrist | Operatunity | |
| 3.1 | Bobby Stoiler - "Match of the Day Theme" | Rob Archer and Bobby | Faking It | Dog dance |
| 3.2 | Chesney Hawkes - "The One and Only" | Graham Knight | The Carrot or the Stick | |
| 3.3 | Tina Turner - "The Best" | Jemini | Eurovision: Making Your Mind Up / Casualty | |
| 3.4 | The Specials - "Monkey Man" | The Mear family | Learner Drivers | |
| 3.5 | Johnny Logan - "What's Another Year" | Johnny Logan | Secret History: Who Kidnapped Shergar? | |
| 3.6 | Dave Berry - "The Crying Game" | Harry Hill | There's Something About Miriam | |
| 4.1 | The Troggs - "Wild Thing" | Fiona Dixon-Box and Lord Lucan | Holiday Showdown | |
| 4.2 | The Hollies - "The Air That I Breathe" | Baby bull shark | Bull Shark: World's Deadliest Shark | |
| 4.3 | Dom Scheggia - "Sonic Boom" | Dom Scheggia | The Real Mrs. Robinson | |
| 4.4 | Fast Food Rockers - "Fast Food Song" | The Codray family | Holiday Showdown | |
| 4.5 | The Streets - "Dry Your Eyes" | Rebecca Dent, Matthew Goodgame, Caroline Graham, Donna Hazelton, and Warren Sollars | Musicality | Repeated on Best Of 1 |
| 5.1 | Russ Abbot - "Atmosphere" | N/A | Diet Doctors | Song played over a celebration party, not sung |
| 5.2 | Akon - "Lonely" | Harry Hill and kebab | You Are What You Eat | |
| 5.3 | Splodgenessabounds - "Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps" | Splodgenessabounds and Harry Hill (as Gene Simmons) | Rock School | |
| 5.4 | Frank and Nancy Sinatra - "Somethin' Stupid" | Harry Hill and Martha | Emmerdale | |
| 5.5 | Lil' Chris - "Is There Anybody Out There (Kickin' Off)" | No Coment and Harry Hill (as a child) | Rock School | |
| 5.6 | Stephen Foster - "Beautiful Dreamer" Kaiser Chiefs - "I Predict a Riot" James Blunt - "You're Beautiful" Madonna - "Hung Up" |
Emily Bishop and Harry Hill (as Emily Bishop) | Coronation Street | Piano playing, as part of an advert for "Emily Bishop's Old Time Piano Party" |
| 5.8 | Russell Grant - "The Russell Hustle" | Russell Grant | Celebrity Fit Club | |
| 5.9 | Sam & Dave - "Soul Man" Fontella Bass - "Rescue Me" Otis Redding - "(Sittin' On) The Dock of the Bay" The Monkees - "I'm a Believer" (sung as "I'm a Retriever") |
Harry Hill (as that man from The Bill) | The Bill | As part of an advert for "Now That's What I Call Soul Music Vol. 1" |
| 5.Xmas | The Prodigy - "Firestarter" | Harry Hill, Tony Audenshaw (as Keith Flint) and children | All-Star Family Fortunes | |
| 6.1 | Bob the Builder - "Can We Fix It?" | Colin and Justin and Nicole the chimpanzee | Colin and Justin on the Estate / Fortune: Million Pound Giveaway | |
| 6.2 | The Shamen - "Ebenezer Goode" | The Phoenix Rose | Fortune: Million Pound Giveaway | |
| 6.3 | Mousse T. vs. The Dandy Warhols - "Horny as a Dandy" | Shadrach Dingle | Emmerdale | |
| 6.4 | Levi Roots - "Reggae Reggae Sauce Song" | Levi Roots | Dragons' Den | |
| 6.5 | Limahl - "The NeverEnding Story" | The Tokyo School Choir | Kelly Osbourne: Turning Japanese | |
| 6.6 | Michael Bolton - "How Am I Supposed to Live Without You" | Harry Hill | Nick Baker's Weird Creatures | Repeated on Best Of 2 |
| 6.7 | "Face, Feet, Armpits, Private Bits" | The McIver family | Never Did Me Any Harm | |
| 6.8 | U2 - "I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For" | Shirley Jowitt and Bernard Leader | Only Human: Silver Surfers | |
| 6.9 | Deep Purple - "Smoke on the Water" Simon May - "EastEnders Theme" Seesaw - "It's Not When You Start" |
Harry Hill | Mean Machines / The Real Extras | Horn performance |
| 6.10 | The Real Thing - "You To Me Are Everything" | Jo Alexandrou and Harry Hill | Marbella Belles | Repeated on Best Of 3 Repeated on Gold |
| 6.11 | Elton John and Kiki Dee - "Don't Go Breaking My Heart" | Stephen Green and Mrs. Percy's radiator | The Real Extras / Casualty | |
| 6.12 | ? | Dorcas | The Royal | Dorcas stood but did not sing |
| 6.13 | The Jungle Book - "The Bare Necessities" | Bear Grylls | Born Survivor: Bear Grylls | Repeated on Best Of 4 |
| 6.Xmas | The Pogues and Kirsty MacColl - "Fairytale of New York" | Shane MacGowan and a beluga whale | Polar Bear Week with Nigel Marven | Repeated on Best Of Xmas |
| 7.1 | K7 - "Come Baby Come" | Brian Belo | Big Brother | |
| 7.2 | Take That - "Back for Good" | Chimpanzee That | Coronation Street | |
| 7.3 | Tina Turner - "The Best" | Paula Randell | Help!! I've Got a High Maintenance Wife! | Repeated on Best Of 5 |
| 7.4 | Kenny Loggins - "Footloose" | Michael Underwood and Harry Hill | Dancing on Ice | |
| 7.5 | Ronan Keating - "When You Say Nothing At All" | Emin | EastEnders | Emin stood but did not sing Repeated on Best Of 16 |
| 7.6 | The Spencer Davis Group - "Keep On Running" | Charlie Thomason | The Royal Today | |
| 7.7 | Black Lace - "Agadoo" | The Chuckle Truck | Wife Swap | |
| 7.8 | "Pa-ooo" | Gillian "Pa-ooo" Humphreys | American Princess | |
| 7.9 | Mary Poppins - "Let's Go Fly a Kite" | James the camp waiter | Doctors | |
| 7.10 | "Auld Lang Syne" | New Year's party-goers | Wonderland: The Curious World of Frinton-on-Sea | |
| 7.11 | "Eggs" | The Easter Bunny and Easter eggs | ? | |
| 7.12 | Whitney Houston - "The Greatest Love of All" | Black Cougar | American Inventor | Repeated on Best Of 18 |
| 7.13 | Keith Harris and Orville - "Orville's Song (I Wish I Could Fly)" | Harry Hill and puppet Pat Butcher | EastEnders | |
| 8.1 | The Supremes - "Love Child" | Jo Hill and Harry Hill | EastEnders | Repeated on Best Of 15 Repeated on Cream |
| 8.2 | Was (Not Was) - "Walk the Dinosaur" | Jim Bowen | Emmerdale | |
| 8.3 | The Ting Tings - "That's Not My Name" | Women's Institute Chorus, Mr. G. Love and His Orchestra | Natural Born Sellers | Repeated on Best Of 7 |
| 8.4 | Beck - "Devils Haircut" | Lee MacDonald | Celebrity Scissorhands | |
| 8.5 | Mariah Carey - "Without You" | Mariah Carey's foot | The X Factor | |
| 8.6 | Sylvia - "E Viva España" | Guy Lorenzo (albino gorilla) | The X Factor | |
| 8.7 | Rolf Harris - "Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport" | Amish Rolf Harris | Horizon: Jimmy's GM Food Fight | Repeated on Best Of 9 |
| 8.8 | The Lion King - "Circle of Life" | Anna Ryder Richardson | Chaos at the Zoo | |
| 8.9 | ? | Colin Grimshaw | Coronation Street | |
| 8.10 | Gerry and the Pacemakers - "I Like It" | Laird and Jacquie Challis | A Place by the Sea | Repeated on Best Of 5 |
| 8.Review | Joss Stone - "You Had Me" | Ross Stone | Britain's Strongest Man | |
| 8.16 | "All Things Bright and Beautiful" | Dotty Cotton, Dot Cotton, Harry Hill, and Prince Manny | Coronation Street / The Undercover Princes | |
| 8.17 | Tom Jones - "Da' Ya' Think I'm Sexy?" | Harry Hill and Mary Gibson | 10 Years Younger: The Challenge | |
| 8.18 | "Northill May Song" | John Kirkpatrick and Harry Hill | Victorian Farm | |
| 8.19 | Elton John - "Nikita" | Niquita Hartshorn and Harry Hill | Freaky Eaters | Repeated on Best Of 12 |
| 8.20 | Duran Duran - "Hungry Like the Wolf" | Shaun Ellis and Helen Jeffs | Mr. and Mrs. Wolf | Repeated on Best Of 8 |
| 8.21 | Derek and the Dominoes - "Layla" Ken Freeman - "Casualty Theme" |
"Eric Clapton" (Terry Molloy) | Casualty | Repeated on Best Of 10 |
| 8.22 | Natalie Imbruglia - "Torn" | Emma Beard | Pop Goes the Band | |
| 8.23 | Britney Spears - "Toxic" | "Harry Hill's Mum" (Jay Nichols) | Snog Marry Avoid? | Repeated on Gold 2 |
| 8.24 | Morrissey - "I'm Throwing My Arms Around Paris" | Harry Hill | Paris Hilton's British Best Friend | |
| 8.25 | USA for Africa - "We Are the World" | Harry Hill, The Knitted Character, Heather Trott, Jelly, Puppet Alan Sugar, Anthony Bessick, Pig, Smurf, Raven, Lobster, Pasta, Cushion Headed Boy, Bowl Headed Girl, and Lion Man | ? | |
| 9.1 | Falco - "Rock Me Amadeus" | Alan Warren, Dorianne De Pao, and Harry Hill | Dating in the Dark | |
| 9.2 | Michael Bublé - "Everything" | Andrew Page | Restaurant In Our Living Room | Repeated on Best Of 11 |
| 9.3 | N/A | Angita the robotic surgeon | Holby City | Angita "conducted" a barn dance |
| 9.4 | "Goodbye" | ? | Restaurant In Our Living Room | |
| 9.5 | Elgar - "Pomp and Circumstance March No. 1" | The Microwave Orchestra of Rotherham, conducted by Gary and Deborah Holden | Restaurant In Our Living Room | |
| 9.6 | Michael Jackson - "Billie Jean" | Michael Lewis | Michael Jackson: The Live Seance | |
| 9.7 | Sister Sledge - "We Are Family" | The Grewal family | The Family | |
| 9.8 | John Lennon - "Whatever Gets You Thru the Night" | Harry Hill and Betty Lawton | 10 Years Younger: Bus Pass Challenge | |
| 9.Review | The Osmonds - "Crazy Horses" | Susan Boyle and Heather Trott | Britain's Got Talent | Repeated on Gold 3 |
| 9.15 | Rod Stewart - "Sailing" | Pensioners | I Believe in Ghosts: Joe Swash | |
| 9.16 | Nina Simone - "Ain't Got No, I Got Life" | Bronze head of Hadrian | Seven Ages of Britain | |
| 9.17 | Cheryl - "Fight for This Love" | Danny Baker | Paul Merton in Europe | Repeated on Best Of 13 |
| 9.18 | Dizzee Rascal - "Bonkers" | Tricia Walsh-Smith | Pineapple Dance Studios | |
| 9.19 | ABBA - "Knowing Me, Knowing You" | Justine Forest | Michael Winner's Dining Stars | |
| 9.20 | Harry Hill - "Croydon" | Harry Hill and Louie Spence | EastEnders | |
| 9.21 | Scooch - "Flying the Flag" | Scooch | Coach Trip | |
| 9.22 | Journey - "Don't Stop Believin'" | Harry Hill, Peter the Duck, and all other knitted character entrants | The K Factor | |
| 12.1 | Danny Kaye - "I'm Hans Christian Andersen" | Glenn Mansfield (as Hans Christian Andersen) | Coach Trip | Repeated on Best Of 17 |
| 12.2 | Mike Posner - "Cooler Than Me" | Peter and his "lifelike woman puppet" | Secret Dealers | |
| 12.3 | Blur - "Coffee and TV" | Amy | Motorway Madness | |
| 12.4 | Lady Gaga - "Poker Face" | James and Stephen Joell-Ireland and Steve Miller | Fat Families | Repeated on Best Of 19 |
| 12.5 | The Shadows - "Apache" | Bruce Welch | The Secret Life of the National Grid | |
| 12.6 | The Beatles - "Octopus's Garden" | Octo-Kleen advert woman | The Apprentice | |
| 12.7 | Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass - "Spanish Flea" | Nigella Lawson's truffle oil | Nigella Kitchen | |
| 12.8 | Culture Club - "Karma Chameleon" | Shaun Williamson (as Boy George) | Back on the Job: Shaun Williamson | |
| 13.1 | UB40 - "Rat In Mi Kitchen" | Kate and Kevin | Head Over Heels in Rats | Repeated on Best Of 22 |
| 13.2 | Elton John - "I'm Still Standin'" | "David Furnish" (as Elton John) | Holby City | |
| 13.3 | Ken Dodd - "Happiness" | Steve Drummond | Coach Trip | |
| 13.4 | Tinie Tempah - "Pass Out" | Jace Russell, Johnny Rowland, and the residents of Whiteley Retirement Village | When Teenage Meets Old Age | |
| 13.5 | MC Hammer - "U Can't Touch This" | Mel Wynn and Styler | Love Thy Neighbour | Repeated on Best Of 21 |
| 13.6 | Dionne Warwick - "That's What Friends Are For" | Medicals RFC | Heston's Mission Impossible / Junior Doctors: Your Life in Their Hands | |
| 13.7 | David Soul - "Silver Lady" | Mike Burgess | Grimefighters | |
| 13.8 | The Beatles - "Helter Skelter" | Professor Jim Al-Khalili | Everything and Nothing | Repeated on Best Of 20 |
| 14.1 | The Foundations - "Build Me Up Buttercup" | Les Howard | Hedge Wars | |
| 14.2 | Harry Hill - "Downton Abbey Rap" | Harry Hill and Brian Belo | Downton Abbey | Repeated on Best Of 24 |
| 14.3 | Paolo Nutini - "Pencil Full of Lead" | Martin Whiteley | Showboaters | |
| 14.4 | Kelis - "Milkshake" | Origami woman | Kirstie's Handmade Britain | |
| 14.5 | Shayne Ward - "That's My Goal" | Eoghan the alpaca | Little England | |
| 14.6 | Wayne Hill - "Left Bank Two" | N/A | Sorority Girls | A display of photos from Katie's gap year in Kenya and from her hockey socials |
| 14.7 | "Good King Wenceslas" "Jingle Bells" "The Twelve Days of Christmas" Lady Gaga - "Born This Way" |
Michelle Kind and Kitty Brucknell | May the Best House Win / The X Factor | |
| 14.8 | Joy Division - "Love Will Tear Us Apart" | Joyce Division | May the Best House Win | Repeated on Best Of 23 |
| 15.1 | Neil Diamond - "Sweet Caroline" | John and David | The Hotel | |
| 15.2 | Wings - "Mull of Kintyre" | Edinburgh Zoo's pandas | Wild About Pandas | |
| 15.3 | James - "Sit Down" | John and David Butler | Alex Polizzi - The Fixer | |
| 15.4 | The Beatles - "Let It Be" | Chesney Brown, Katy Armstrong, Joseph Brown, teddy bear, and Harry Hill (as a guitar) | Coronation Street | |
| 15.5 | JLS - "Everybody In Love" | Mark Dixon | Eddie Stobart: Trucks and Trailers | |
| 15.6 | "God Save the Queen" | Desmond Henry and Jens Hislop | Make Bradford British | Played on trombone and acoustic guitar |
| 15.7 | Gary Numan - "Cars" | Mark the Duck-Billed Platypus (replacing for Basil Brush) | Pop Life: I'm a Pop Star! | |
| 15.8 | Adele - "Someone Like You" | Harry Hill, Cheryl Fergison, Heather Trott, The Knitted Character, Wagbo, and Amanda Lamb | EastEnders / Harry Hill's TV Burp |
Episodes Without Final Songs
- 3.7 - ended instead with a montage of the faces of Fred Elliott from Coronation Street
- 4.6 - ended instead with Harry invading a clip from British Isles: A Natural History
- 5.7 - ended instead with Harry invading a clip from The Bill. This was repeated on Best Of 14
- 5.10 - ended instead with Harry having a "meeting" with Alan Sugar